TOFF LIVE PRESENTS: PROJECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Doors at 9:30PM
About this event
A filthy fusion of punk chaos, absurd theatre, and total disregard for health and safety. This queer piratical punk band is Loud, sweaty, and relentlessly unhinged, turning every stage into a shipwreck of noise, nautical nonsense, and mysterious bodily fluids.
With filthy riffs, ridiculous storytelling, and props that probably violate several laws, PROJECTILE DYSFUNCTION deliver a live show that blurs the line between gig, breakdown, and bad idea gone way too far.
This voyage be told in two acts:
Set One follows the CREW OF THE RUSTY STARFISH; as they try to prove themselves worthy o’ the pirate name by pickin’ a fight with Cthulhu himself, a poor decision that ends in chaos, capture, and a date with the gallows.
Set Two charts the VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED; the crew clawin’ their way back from the afterlife, salt-soaked, spectral, and screamin’ for revenge, draggin’ their cursed ship from the depths for one last riot against the living.
So grab yer tricorns, swords, and additional tentacle appendages, because PROJECTILE DYSFUNCTION be here to sink the stage twice… and drag ye alllll the way down with em.
The Toff acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of the land on which our venue exists. We pay our respects to the Kulin Nation and all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Elders.
